OSHIT

OSHIT


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OSHIT.


I START COLLEGE TOMORROW. :^O




Yes. I'm actually going. >o>

AH'M GRADUMACATED NAO. >:3

Real world, ready or not, here I come! ;D








. . . Damn, now I have to get a job. . .

So the other day I was watching paint dry,
and while it was drying it got a hair stuck in it
and i was all
OMFG
and the wall was all
...
and i was waiting to see what would happen
like
if the hair were to fall off
or the paint would suck it in
or if someone was gunna get it
but it didn't
it just stayed there
and the paint didn't absorb it
which disappointed me
but it dried WITH it
i was all
OMFG =O
and the wall was all
...
and the waiter behind me was all
=O
and the guy sitting at the table i was standing on was all
o__O
and his wife was all
O__o
and i was all
what?
and they were all
...
so i went
FUCK YOU >:[
FUCK YOU AND YOUR THIRD BALL
and the guy was all
=O
and his wife was all
HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KNOW WILLIS?!
and he was all
I DON'T KNOW I SWEAR
and i was all
...
and she was yelling at him
and he was crying
and i walked away.
the end.
:3

Centaur:
[X] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[X] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[X] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[X] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[X] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 5


Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest).
[X] You are very intelligent.
[X] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[X] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[X] You look very young for your age.
[X] You rarely get sick.
[X] You are a very hard worker.
[X] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 7

Fairy:
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[X] You are very shy.
[X] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[X] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[X] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[X] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 5

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[X] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[X] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[X] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[X] You have a short temper.
Total: 4

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[X] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[X] You are easily angered.
[X] Death fascinates you.
[X] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[X] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[X] You love to trick others.
[X] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 6


Mermaid/Merman:
[X] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[X] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[X] You are good at swimming.
[X] You like to collect shells.
[X] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[X] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[X] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6

Vampire:
[X] You're a night person.
[X] You have a fascination with blood.
[X] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[X] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[X] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[X] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[X] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[X] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 8


Werewolf:
[X] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[X] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[X] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[X] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[X] You like to be alone.
[X] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[ ] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 6

Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[X] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[X] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements
[X] You are a nature lover.
[X] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively)[at times and for certain things]
[X] You spend a lot of time alone.
[X] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[X] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[X] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[X] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 9

Zombie:
[X] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[X] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[X] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.[toes or finger]
[X] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot
[X] You enjoy learning about psychology because you study the brain.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[X] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Satyr/Faun:
[X] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[X] You're very amourous.
[X] You like art and music.
[X] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[X] You love nature but more for the animals then the trees and plants.
[X] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[X] You laugh a lot.
[X] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[X] You wish you had horns.
Total: 9

A Witch-Vampire-Satyr. . . HOT DAMN. xD

Mentally Ill Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 12

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 17

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (Not often but a couple times)

Total: 21

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 25

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 32

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

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I am not the least bit surprised. xD